Captain Sigmund de l’Arche

Pirate Captain of the Warped Plank


A very pretty human man, he keeps his curly blonde hair very clean and he always smells of perfume. He dabbles a bit in sorcery, and frequently uses cantrips to keep his clothing pristine.


Hes a jovial captain and fiercely loyal to his crew. However he’s also ruthless about slackers and wont hesitate to dispose of anyone not pulling their weight. He has a weakness for beautiful and exotic women, and the rumor is: occasionally boys. He feels that female pirates are wasting their talents – talents that can be better put to use serving him. He loves stories about mermaids.

Known for pirating vessels around the Catpaw Isles, he’ll usually only kill those who resist. After the goods are removed, he’ll send the crew on their way. He doesn’t like to deal in slave trade – not for the morality, but because he doesn’t like the stink and upkeep.

See The Warped Plank for more info on the ship and crew

Captain Sigmund de l’Arche

The World of Orsus Dragnmistris